Your dinner asked to be roasted.
Upload a home-cooked plate for an instant, brutally funny AI critique. Share the verdict, chase your city leaderboard, or pay a real chef for advice you can actually cook with.
Free instant roast. No card required.
Roast preview
“Bold plating. The peas have formed a support group.”
What to expect from a new kind of food feedback
Instant entertainment
A roast arrives in seconds, ready for the group chat.
Jokes stay on the plate
Bold food critique without turning the cook into the target.
No fake hype
Clear free and paid options, with honest human feedback when selected.
From camera roll to comeback
One plate. Two kinds of truth.
Start with comedy. Add professional guidance only when you want it. Every result is designed to be useful, repeatable, and easy to share.
Instant AI roast
Upload a photo and receive a sharp, shareable verdict on presentation, ambition, and whatever happened to that sauce. The reveal is fast enough to screen-record.
9.4/10 confidence
that the garnish was a cry for help
Real chef notes
Buy a focused human review with actionable plating and technique advice.
Share cards and city glory
Export a vertical-friendly result, then opt into weekly local rankings to see which plates earn praise—and which become legends for other reasons.
Simple menu
Laugh free. Pay for expertise.
No bloated subscription required to roast tonight’s dinner.
Quick Roast
$0
For cooks brave enough to ask.
- Instant AI plate roast
- Share-ready result card
- Optional city leaderboard entry
Chef’s Second Opinion
$9
per submitted plate
For cooks who want the joke and a clear route to a better next attempt.
- Everything in Quick Roast
- Review from a real chef
- Practical technique notes
- Focused plating improvements
Chef feedback timing depends on reviewer availability and is shown before purchase.
Before you plate up
Questions from cautious cooks
Tonight’s special
Plate it. Snap it. Take the heat.
Your camera roll already contains the evidence. Turn one meal into a roast worth sharing.
Roast my plate free